Monday, March 17, 2014

"Name This Photo" Contest

What happened?

Your thoughts?

It was a 4-Band Aid operation.

(No. I'm not cutting again.)


16 comments:

BMF said...

God, Annie, if you're going to shave off 2 months of leg hair, use a new razor, you dumbass! That looks brutal! How is it today?

Andrea Miklasz said...

I didn't think the razor was that dull, but it was on leg #2, and it HAD been a while...more like 2 weeks, not 2 months, but I am an Eastern European woman! It hurt like hell to rinse off with water, and did require 4 Band Aids, but it's just scabbed up now. Naturally, my mom has white bath towels. :(

Anonymous said...

I honestly thought you were cutting again, Andrea. I hope the cuts didn't "thrill" you in any way. Or go waxing, even better! I'm very glad to hear it was just a shaving accident. But yes, use a new razor when you have a lot of stubble. That's just basic smarts. Oh, I forgot.

Andrea Miklasz said...

What's that supposed to mean?

Anonymous said...

I love ya, you know that. But you don't always have the MOST common sense of anyone I know. Which you fully admit to. You are a genius bookworm, but it's amazing you know how to drive a car.

BMF said...

So did you Manson family up all the bath towels?

Andrea Miklasz said...

It looks like my ass crack, not my thigh and calf. Yes, they're chubbier, but still...

No, I took tissues and put them on the bleeding before I Band Aided it up and dried off the rest of my legs. I got a tiny drop of blood on my bath towel, but nothing gruesome on the bathmat or anything, thank God.

Worst. Shaving. Ever. Guy was afraid to ask. (I texted him the picture.)

(And no, I don't have a hairy bum or thighs. I'm not THAT Eastern European. And no, I got no thrill out of the razor scrape. I let out a vocal "OUCH!" and thought to myself, "This is NOT good.")

BMF, should I have used the blood to write "Helter Skelter" on the the bathroom wall? (Sick joke, not very funny.)

BMF said...

How many razor strokes did it take you to realize you'd totally cut yourself up, though?

Andrea Miklasz said...

Just one long one! One very long one!

Andrea Miklasz said...

"Anonymous," my dear, as far as me driving a car, you haven't seen all the dents, paint scrapes from cars I've scratched and other injuries my car has suffered...yet! I got the "safe driver" online renewal option to renew my licence in May. I'm not a good driver, but I play one on TV.

Very Moon said...

Good Christmas and jelly beans. I did that to my right shin once. And by once I mean, the first time I ever shaved. Only took once.

I highly suggest slow, short strokes. That works for a lot of things.

Andrea Miklasz said...

Very, at least if you're going after weeks of hair, the guys are right....use a new razor. Great gosh a'mighty that looks nasty. It's healing well, though. I usually do long strokes on my calves and short on my thighs...I am not sure how this happened!

Kate said...

I thought you dropped strawberry shortcake and whipped cream on your thigh.
I thought you were getting kinky with one of your many admirers. That's
what really happened , isn't it ?

Andrea Miklasz said...

Nope, just blood and shaving gel. Sorry to disappoint the kinksters out there. Lots of blood!

Rob Cheney said...

"BMF said...

So did you Manson family up all the bath towels? "

This made me choke on my tea I love "BMF's" sense of humour

Andrea Miklasz said...

Agreed, Rob. We know he's hysterically funny and witty.

Hey, I just realized: No one actually NAMED THE PHOTO!